Welcome to Your Life by Bethany Rutter
Author:Bethany Rutter [Rutter, Bethany]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: HarperCollinsPublishers
Published: 2022-02-16T17:00:00+00:00
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I go home â charge my phone, shower, change, put on some cute-but-cosy clothes â and then Iâm straight back out the door. Thank God, I have been saved from a plan-less evening by Nicole. Iâm looking forward to having someone to tell about the extremely pleasing Henry situation. Nicole tells me to come at 8:30 and sends me her address, which Google Maps informs me is in Stratford, not too far from the huge Westfield shopping centre.
U nearby? Nicole asks as I step off the Overground.
Just getting off the train
Okay I want to get us some crisps so meet me in Sains in the East Village
I need to buy wine so thatâs okay
Mate I have so much wine in my fridge donât bother just meet me there
I do as Iâm told and stroll the aisles of Sainsburyâs in search of Nicole. The mood is high-spirited, everyone picking up drinks for their parties and nights out. I find her exactly where I thought I would â in the crisp aisle.
âI love these cheesy ball things,â she says, holding up a garish yellow bag. âAnd onion rings. And those fake Frazzles that they do.â
âSo what Iâm learning is you like a maize-based snack,â I say.
âYeah, fuck a potato,â she says, drawing me into a hug. âHow are you, babe?!â
âIâm ⦠amazing! Actually amazing! I feel like a whole new person!â
âIsnât it remarkable what sex can do for the spirits?â she says, twirling around ceremoniously.
âI guess! But itâs more than that!â I say, relieving her of one of the bags of crisps.
âDonât tell me youâre in love after one date.â She eyes me with suspicion.
âNo! Not love, Iâm not fully insane,â I say, feeling like it would probably be disloyal to share Henryâs little slip-up on the subject. âBut ⦠I really like him. Like, really like him. And I have such a good feeling about it!â
âYou literally met at a wedding! A cuter meet-cute there never was.â
We make our way to the self-scan checkouts. âGive it here.â
âYou sure? I can get them.â
âI think I can stretch to three bags of maize-based snacks,â she says, swiping the cheese balls through the scanner.
âBut then I didnât bring anything!â
âMate, all I care about is that youâre here, I donât feel pressured into going out, I get to hang out with you and hear all about your date with this new dreamboat and we can toast to your success.â
âOkay, if you insist â¦â I say, guiltily.
âPlus youâre doing me a favour by forcing me to share the wine I nicked from the fridge at my parentsâ house.â
âFor the greater good,â I say as we step out into the cold night.
âFor the greater good,â Nicole repeats. âThatâs where I live, right there,â she points up at a balcony maybe five or six floors up in an apartment block ahead of us.
âOh, fancy!â I say. âA balcony!â
âWe can spy on the fireworks from there if you want,â she says, which makes me think of Henry. I wonder if heâs going to the party with his ex, or if heâs alone.
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